schakira:

cunt-inent:

scientifichubris:

Mad scientists will be like “I know a place” and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you’re dead… please use the proper name for my vivisection table

chthonicillness:

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

beardedmrbean:

beardedmrbean:

kitedraws:

Underground is a weird place

dogpuppy:

freakoutgirl:

freakoutgirl:

freakoutgirl:

“you have to be your first priority” idk man it depends

I think priorities are always shifting because different situations have different needs. Sometimes you have to be a little selfless, sometimes you have to put yourself first. It dependssss

Also your first priority should always be blogging

smoqueen:

this makes me feel something totally indescribable

oneheadtoanother:

sacred-portal:

jimmyandthegiraffes:

5tupidmansuit:

sheauz-deactivated20240614:

orangeispice:

drwilsonbutt:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

desaturate-worlds:

drwilsonbutt:

The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

this on the bedspread

This as every wallpaper

Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙

what if the real house md was the home md we made along the way

sacred-portal:

apollos-boyfriend:

children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

evilnicegirl:

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again